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ted fenton 3:37 Fri Dec 16
£1000 Reward ......

£1,000 REWARD!!!
So pissed off right now. I hope these bastards get caught as my pal goose doesn’t deserve this shit. Hard working, honest lad that gets up everyday and works for the things he has.
I hope you can help us get everything back!
If anyone comes across any Facebook posts selling any of it or is offered any of the below listed items please let us know.
Reward has been offered for information leading to the recovery of these items.
Items stolen:
1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn dildo
1 x large tube of strawberry flavored lube
1 x Cucumber
1 x signed photo of a shirtless Dale Winton
1 x rope
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple clamps
1 x roll of gaffer tape
1 x butt plug
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle
1 x 36" 2 headed orange dildo marked in sharpie with the words “Lord Carrot”
1 x deluxe inflatable goat
1 Deluxe unclothed Phillip Scofield inflatable
Reward for any info...
Pick your victim & keep it going. 🤣
Merry Christmas 🎄

Iron Duke 3:28 Sat Dec 17
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I really hope that this was a cut and paste. Far too much effort otherwise.

Yep, Righty O 3:22 Sat Dec 17
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Hilarious......

Mike Oxsaw 4:32 Fri Dec 16
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Knoblerone still posting in the style of a spoilt brat who can't get his (or her) own way, I see.

Swiss. 4:21 Fri Dec 16
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Ask Oxbore's ladyboy lover.

ted fenton 4:09 Fri Dec 16
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Happy Christmas Kev

JustAFatKevinDavies 4:07 Fri Dec 16
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I know cancers funnier than you Ted.

ted fenton 4:04 Fri Dec 16
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Sorry goose I thought you would laugh

goose 4:00 Fri Dec 16
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fucking hell Ted.

as it's Christmas i'll give you points for trying to bring some cheer.

Moncurs Putting Iron 3:57 Fri Dec 16
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Something something

TED FENTON DOES BUM STUFF

something something something else

I dunno

Fuck off

Side of Ham 3:49 Fri Dec 16
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Joyo has lost his 1st print of his book he wrote....

'The Joyo of bum sex'

No reward, as he says the pages are stuck together so it is of no use to anyone but him for sentimental reasons....

It was published by Ladyboy you know the one that did those Peter & Jane books etc.....but it's out of their Bangkok office.......hence the slight name change.